March 2010
20 posts
I need to watch things die from a good safe distance. Vicariously, I live while the whole world dies. Much better than you than I
There’s something not right. I’m off kilter…but i don’t know quite what that means. I’m not sure what anything means anymore
What sick fuck plans a midterm for saturday morning? That’s supposed to be my time asshole!
How the fuck is liking cars “douchey”? So i make one comment about how i can barely consider driving automatic, driving and that standard is so much better because you can feel the car respond underneath you. Can’t a girl like cars for godssake?! How would you feel if i told you that i considered people who enjoy victorian english douchey?
Physics is the antichrist
1 tag
Fuck you linear algebra
matrices are attempting to rape me so hard core…they may very well succeed…
February 2010
301 posts
ok so it’s almost 4 am and i still haven’t started my linear algebra homework…also i’ve realized that i have no idea what my professor’s name is, i just refer to her as crazy-tiny-asian-math god-killing machine. i feel as though that will suffice
i have to stay up all night so i can:
1) finish my linear algebra assignment
2) clean my disgustingly filthy room
3) get packed to catch my bus home after calculus for reading week
4) laundry? my mother hates when i bring it home despite the fact i only come home 3 times a year outside of the 4 months of summer
This is going to be a long night…
Lost a follower
the fans can be so fickle
UGH! why isn’t it freaking reading week already? i just want to get out of here
FUCK YEAH BILODEAU!!!!
FIRST CANADIAN GOLD ON CANADIAN SOIL BITCHES!!!!!!!!!!!
Nobody Nowhere
Ok so after the second time an ambulance was called to take me to the hospital after a panic attack the Queen’s made me attend these counseling sessions. For some reason my counselor got it into her head that i was autistic and as such gave me this autobiography of a high-functioning autistic woman. Even though i eventually convinced her that i was not autistic i still read the book and it...
If I die and go to hell real soon, it will appear to me as this room. And for eternity I lay in bed in my boxers, half stoned, with the pillow under my head.
Library Convo
buzzzlightyear:
*Eleni taps me on the shoulder*
Eleni - Is it weird to say this? I want to dirty wind!
Me - Umm.. it’s dutty wine but ok…
*Eleni looks past me*
*I look behind me*
Me - Is it because you just saw those black people?
Eleni - WTF NO, It’s because I’m listening to Tupac.
Haha it was definitely because of those 2 black girls who had just walked past, i’m positive
Your sword’s grown old and rusty
Burnt beneath the rising sun
It’s locked up like a trophy
Forgetting all the things it’s done
V-day plans
1. get some homework done so i don’t have a lot of work tomorrow even though it’s a holiday
2. Get shit faced while watching the olympics a bit
3. Watch Everything Is Illuminated
4. Keep up constant level of shit facedness
5. Pass out
It's Valentines Day...
AND I’M A FREE BITCH BABY!!!!!
